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kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote
Omfg. Lolol I want to marry him
"But what I wanted to say is this: After the period of melancholy is over you will be stronger than before, you will recover your health, & you will find the scenery round you so beautiful that you will want nothing but paint."
— Vincent van Gogh (via wordsnquotes)

(via joshpeck)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via scissor)

carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via crunchier)

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via scissor)

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei, via ur-unique-justlikeeveryoneelse)